NOTE: Just so ya know, we are NOTT crazy Taylor Swift fans. The idea for a Taylor Swift-themed post just randomly popped into my head because I was listening to Blank Space. I also just like using an excessive amount of Taylor Swift gifs to express my emotions. :p
~Edwingrim2
But… I’M a crazy Taylor Swift fan… >:O
~FluffiestSlug
Helloooo! This is Edwingrim2 andddd…
*clears throat*
*ahem*
*coughFluffiestSlugcough*
Yeessssss? Did you call for me, Edwing?
We’re supposed to be making a post right now, because we’re such awful procrastinators that we haven’t posted on this blog in months!
*GASPS* Oh, NO! THAT IS TERRIBLE. WE NEED TO POST.
Yeeeah, we really do. So, I have an idea about what we should post about! I’ll give you a hint: cats and Coke commercials.
Heh… hehehhhhehhhh.. heeeeheheheehee… >:D
I think I have an idea.
Hint no. 2 “crystal skies” and music.
I KNOW WHAT IT IS >>>>:DDDDD
Hint no. 3: Red lipstick and Becky.
GJIUSHGUIDSHGUIDSHGUDISGHUIGDSIUH*AWYE*$UR FDJISU$D87xRGYFHXB *raises hand* I KNOW WHAT IT IZZZZZZZZZZZ
Hint no. 4: Weekends and making bad boys good.
YOU ARE KILLING ME, EDWING.
(It is Taylor Swift, yo)
CORRECTTTTT! YOU GUESSED IT, YEY >;D
YAYAYAYAYAY
O.o my google docs just randomly crashed.
Now Google Docs keeps being weird and laggy because Edwing is trying to paste a picture of Taylor Swift being all like: ;D
You mean THISSSS?
AAAAAAAAAH
IT IS A GIF??? I did not even realize that!
And there are THREE of them!!! >:O
Yep! So, first: what is one of the coolest things about Taylor Swift, in your opinion?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…
Lemme think. *clock ticking sound effects in background*
*turns on Blank Space to help your brain think*
Yay, Blank Space!!!! :D :D :D :D :D
*SCREAMS AT TOP OF LUNGS*
NICE TO MEET U WHERE U BEEN
I CAN SHOWYOU INVCREDIBLE THINGS
MAGIC MADNESS HEAVEN SINS
I CAN SHOWYOU INVCREDIBLE THINGS
MAGIC MADNESS HEAVEN SINS
SAWY YOU THERE AND I THOUGHT
OMG
LOOK AT THAT FACE
YOU LOOK LIKE
MY NEXT MISTAKE
*cough cough* You still need to answer the question, Fluffiest...
Wuh? Oh, yeah. Um, Tay is cool because she has cats and because she sings, um, groovy songs. Yay
Agreed. c;<
I forgot to put a period after that “yay”.
Speaking of “yay”, how was your day? Omg, I’m so good at rhyming.
My day was great, actually. I somehow managed to get an A on this quiz that, like, everyone failed. Then in English, I read a poem aloud and everyone hushed when I was done and I was worried they didn’t like it. AND THEN THEN STARTED CLAPPING SUPER LOUDLY AND BEING LIKE “I <3 YOUR POEM!!!!” I teared up inside.
In band, our director wasn’t there, so we had to watch this terrible documentary about drummers and fifers in colonial Williamsburg and do a worksheet about it. Also, I ate mediocre pizza. So my day was rather chill.
Edwing is currently having a hard time inserting a picture of Taylor Swift. >:D
That’s true, but I fixed it. XP
Now, next question: what is the oddest Taylor Swift gif you can find?
*brb, let me look :P*
I found miiine c:<
Beautiful, is it not?
Um. Very… very… um, beautiful, um. SO MANY KITTIES UJHdusagudhgsagfgyUG273T7ty!!!!
What gif did you find, Fluffiest?
I found no gifs. ;-;
*cries for all eternity*
….
Hellooooooooo
Edwing, where have u GONE?
i is so alone ;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;
*sings* They are ze hunters, we are ze foxesssssssssssssss…
anD WE RUN
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAYBEEEEEEEEEEEE, I KNOW PLACEZ WE WONTBEFOUNDBUT
LAAALTDHUEAR&Y*@Y#$*&#Y#$&*Y#&@$Y&*@#Y$&*#@Y
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, I KNOW PLACEZ WE CAN HIIIIIIIIIDIDIIDIIDE
The end. I’m such a wonderful singer. Yay.
…
Edwing is still nowhere to be found.
*squints eyes* Where could that elusive little Edwing BE? >:O
*yells* EDWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
*meows* EDWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
…
Edwing is STILL nowhere to be found.
I am beginning to wonder what she is up to. Probably searching something related to Taylor SwIOMGOMGOGMOGM I JUST FOUND A GIF OF TAYLOR SWIFT ACTUALLY :D :D
I’m so proud of myself :’D
*13746135266582748378647326548151623423496819401857 years later*
Edwing has still not noticed that I am still typing this.
I must practice oboe now. Farewell, human.
...
I AM BACK SORRY
I have a piano recital soon, so I had to put on this lacy blue dress and weird salmon-colored sweater.
Now I feel like this:
Yeah.
...
Cool. ;D
I am wearing a sweater that is made out of wool. Today at school, everyone came up to me and insisted on rubbing their hands all over it because it’s so fluffy. X3
Also, I tried to wipe my glasses on it, but then a bunch of wool strands got stuck to them and then I tried to rub them off but then even MORE wool strands got stuck to them. So then I couldn’t see anything out of my glasses because they were covered in fragments of wool.
Hehe. I bet that people touching your sweater got annoying after a while.
Also, in school, we read a story about this dude who constantly told his parents about a classmate that misbehaved. The classmate, who was named Charles or something, always got into trouble by hurling crayons at people and hitting the teacher, and all of those bad things. Then, at the end, they found out that the guy who was telling the stories about Charles was actually the one misbehaving! And Charles was just a person he made up to cover for himself! :OOO
When I found out, I was like:
AAAAAAAH, EDWING???? I read that exact same story once. I can't remember when...
Weird, ‘cause I think we both read it in 5th grade too.
Yeah, I feel like I vaguely remember that.
I already knew the ending to the story since I’d read it before, so I wasn’t exactly surprised. X3
NOW IT’S TIME FOR A RANDOM TAYLOR SWIFT GIF PARTY
INSERT TONS OF RANDOM TAYLOR SWIFT GIFS DOWN HERE. YAAAAY
Um, Edwing, I have some terrible news for you.
I can't add any gifs. Because I am typing this on an iPad at my sister atreeatree2's cello lesson.
;-;
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*takes deep breath*
-OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Edwing. You need to chill. In fact, you need to...
SHAKE IT OFF!!!!!!!!
B-)
WHAT.
Speaking of shaking it off, I'm currently listening to my iPad playlist... And gUESS WHAT SONG IS NEXT???? >:D
Shake It Off? I don’t really like it that much, for some reason. :p
HEYYYYYY. YOU JUST INSULTED TAY. That is not good.
… Tay?
Yes, Tay. Tay is very yay.
It is very entertaining to watch you type on the iPad, because all of these random typos pop up because of autocorrect. >:D
Yeah, like it corrects Edwing to "again" and "eating" and stuff. Maybe I should just start calling you "again".
My phone corrects FluffiestSlug to nothing, since I type it so much. It corrects fluffyslugg to “fluffy stuff.”
...You do? What do you type about me??? :O
I type,” Yo, FluffiestSlug.” Or “get onto FluffiestSlug.”
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMOGMOGMOGMG
SHAKE IT OFF IS PLAYING
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYZYZYYZYAYAYAGEYSUGFIUSDHFIUDSBIUSHF
CAN'T STOPS WMOBIN GITS LIEK I GOT THIEMUSETIC IN MY NINDE SAYING ITS GONAN EB ELAIT PLPLAYPLAYPLYPLYPLAPHATEHATEHATEHATEATHATESHAKESHAKESHAKEHSAKEHSe it offff
*coughs*
Fluffy, I think you need to….
SHAKE IT OFFF
My dad is reading this over my shoulder and saying,” What? Needle? YAYAYAZ? Wombin? What is an elait??”
XDDD. Your poor dad.
If he is reading this, then HIIIII, Edwing's dad! B-)
Well, he just stumbled away looking very confused. He probably has no clue who I am talking to, sooo.
Yeeeeah. :P
Are we going to, um, conclude this post sometime soon?
Yeah, we probably should. Let’s finish off with some SONG SPEED TYPING YAAAY
QUICK TYPE THE LYRICS TO A TAYLOR SWIFT SONG REALLY FAST AND DON’T BOTHER WITH SPELLING
PLAYER GONNA PLAYPLAYPLAYPHL HATERS HAAHTHtheHte shakeshakehkehsAkeha it off fhtAt be real rebbreakr fake fake fake shake itniahsihisdh SHAKE Ttt OGFF FHAKE IT OFF FAHAKEBIT I I I ISHAKE IT IFF I I FFHSAEK SIT FIF <-----Me trying to type the lyrics of Shake it Off as they play
I HSAKE IT OFF I E I SHAKE IT OFF, SHAKE IT OOFOFFFF
HEY HEY HEY WHILE U GETTING DONW AND OUT ABOUT ALL THE LIARS AND THE DIRTY, DIRTY CHEATS F THE WORLD, YOUC OULDVA BEN GETTING DOWN TO THIS. SIKC. BEAT
*inhales deeply* CUASE U KOW I LOV E THE PLAYESS, AND YOU LOVE THE GAME! CAUSE WE’RE YOUNG AND WE’RE RECKLESS OHOHOHOH WELL TAKE THIS WAY TOO FARRRR IT’LL EAVE YOU BREAHTLESS OHHHH OR WITH A NASTY SCAR
Now, All About That Bass is playing. Which is NOT by Tay.
NOOOOO
Why do you even have that song on your iPad? o.o
My mom downloaded it. She is obsessed with it. XD
Don't tell her I said that o.o
I don’t really like that song, because it’s kinda like: “You should love yourself because men do! Yay!” And 95% of the lyrics relate to that, too. Literally, I could quote it. *coughs*
Meh, I disagree but whatever CAN WE END DIS POST NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
SUREEEEEE
BYE PEEPS
BYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYBYEBYEBYEBYE