Hi. It’s Edwing, in the regular text as usual, and…

...This is FluffiestSlug in the slanted text. ;3

I just went on a really long bike ride, and then Edwing called me while I was on my bike, so my ringtone started blasting everywhere, and all the people on the sidewalk were staring at me like: O.O

I would really like to see someone with an emoticon as a face, especially that one. X3

The title of my ringtone is “Slow Coffee”, apparently. My phone was just like, “Choose a random ringtone!!!!” and I was like, “‘Kay.” so I clicked on it.

Mine is ‘windchimes.’ ^.^

Neat. Windchimes are a very magical thing.

Anywaysss, we’re making this post for a very special reason which Fluffy will now tell you.

What’s the reason?

I WAS BEING ANNOYING AND MAKING YOU IMPROVISE >:)

“The reason” is that it’s almost the end of the summer, and we’re going to discuss our thrilling summer plans!

I’m going to the beache! :D

Wait, not the ‘beache’. The BEACH. Meep. I accidentally clicked the E.

By the way… did you know that E is the most pressed key in the world??? I find that very strange. Maybe there are a lot of people typing, “Squeeeeeeeee”. Or “ehehehehehe”.

Or “eeeeeeeeee!” or “teeeeeea!” or something weird like that. o.e

Or EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDWINGRIM2!

I doubt that. :3

Tacocat backwards is tacocat.

I am legitimately going to…. ummm…. do something threatening with a banjo if you go off topic about e’s and tacocats and typos one more time.

Kidding!

Maybe.

Ehehehe.

Something like this?

AAAAAH STOP USING THAT PICTURE OF ANNA TO DESCRIBE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (oh, I kind of see why people use the letter ‘e’ a lot.)

I might be going to Florida this spring break. (:

Cool. Speaking of cool-ness, I just crunched an ice cube with my teeth.

You went off topic again...

Sorry.

Anyway… once I went to Florida in second grade, and it was reeeeeeally epic! We ate at this yummy restaurant and there were so many lizards! Except I was blockheaded enough to walk into this nature-place wearing flip-flops, and then I stepped on a  red-anthill and all the red-ants started devouring my toes. :P

I know! The lizards are so adorable! C:

I’ve never been bitten or stung or whatever by an ant.

Anywhere else you might be going?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm……… I might go to the grocery store. We happen to be out of pop-tarts.

I’m probably going to do something random and impulsive like sit in a tree for a few hours (I don’t know why, but it seems like a kind of entertaining thing to do) or splash around in the creek.

That sounds like a good idea.

Hey, maybe we could do something like that together! Any ideas?

We could have a banjo-whacking contest in the tree! :D

Like this:

NO MORE BANJO-WHACKING! Anyways, if we tried to whack each other with banjos and it actually worked, then one of us would probably end up falling out of the tree and breaking something.

True. Maybe we shouldn’t do that, then.

For vacationing, I’m going to Hawaii in a week. Well, actually, first I’m taking a flight to San Francisco, and THEN Hawaii.

I want to go to Hawaii!

*coughs* *wracks brain for a clever way to end post*

Well, ummm, it seems like we reached the end of that very iiiiiinteresting post. Thanks for reading!

Ciao!

~Edwingrim2 & FluffiestSlug

Hi. This is Edwingrim2 here. Fluffiest is going to be writing in the slanted text.

Hellooooo! :D

So, we’re going to be making a blog where we make joint posts that we write through Google Docs! Brilliant, huh? x3

Yes! Very brilliant.

I was joking. But, er… yeah. So, let’s kick off our first post with something interesting!

Today I ate a chocolate croissant. It was yummy. >:D

OHMYGOSH, I LOOOOVEEEE CROISSANTS. ESPECIALLY WITH CHOCOLATE CHIPS IN THE MIDDLE!

I know, right???? They are, like, PERFECTION IN A ROLL. OMNOMNOM.

XD we are being very random right now.

Here’s a picture of a croissant. It’s simply beautiful.

This post just got a whole lot more interesting. Are you sure you aren’t secretly a croissant, Fluffy?

I am definitely not a croissant, because if I was, then eating croissants would be cannibalism.

Oh no! I never knew that you were a cannibal :O

I AM NOT O-O

You suuuure about that?

YES

I had to. I bet you will never look at a croissant in the same way again. >:D

I WON’T EAT U. I PROMISE.

I only eat croissants that are like:

Inanimate?

Wait, nevermind. o.o

Why are we even talking about croissants wanting to be eaten??

I DON’T KNOW! *topic change* 

I am listening to this song by Christina Perri that has a ton of hyperboles in it. :p

Innnnnnnnnntereeeeesssstttttttiiiiiiiiiinnggggggggggg……………….

What color is my little icon thingy that is following my cursor when I type?

(It’s pink.) The next time you say “interesting” and don’t tell me why, I am going to go smack you over the head with a banjo.

Liiiiike… this?

>:D

Yeah, sort of.

BUT I LOVE THAT PICTURE. IT REPRESENTS ME PERFECTLY!

Anna is my spirit animal. (:

Did you draw that?

Noooo, I found it on ze internet.

Annyyyyways, this concludes our thumpingly unprofessional first post.

Still, hope you've enjoyed it. (:

Ciao!

~Edwingrim2 & FluffiestSlug